I don't ever remember not being serious. As far as I'm concerned, I came out of the womb spouting cynicism and wishing for rain.

My name is Tori Spring. I like to sleep and I like to blog. Last year I had friends. Things were very different, I guess, but that's all over now.

Now there's Solitare. And Michael Holden.

I don't know what solitare are trying to do. And I don't care about Michael Holden. I really don't.